de ce nu inteleg lumea asta? pentru ca efectul de oaie este foarte accentuat. si daca face unul ceva tampit, vor face si restul, si asa am ajuns sa traiesc intr-o lume de ciudati care ma privesc pe mine ca pe un ciudat…
Articolul este:
New Fad: The Ram Pod
Kid’s imaginations these days seems limited to one thing: finding creative ways to mutilate one’s body. As if tattoos and piercing weren’t enough, we now have the Ram Pod.
“Rampodding,” as it’s known among the people who frequent drug-infested rave clubs in Los Angeles, is inserting an iPod (usually the iPod shuffle) up your own anus. To maximize the effect, a person rampodding will typically wear nothing but a thong to “prove” where his or her iPod is; the white wire leading up the center of the rampodder’s back to the ear buds.
It’s unknown whether Apple was in on this idea, but it’s an interesting coincidence that the the curved edges and size and shape of the shuffle facilitate anal insertion. Apple has long courted the sexual deviant community, and the related drug subculture. . There’s a healthy aftermarket for rampodding accessories, like these waterproof cases:
In a pinch, a rampodder simply puts the iPod shuffle inside a condom and inserts it.
There’s considerable danger associated with this. The batteries inside can short and explode, causing burns. Rectums can tear. And you can spread AIDS by sharing iPods that have been used for rampodding.
Sometimes it’s hard to get your rampodded shuffle out. Emergency rooms all over California have had to deal with emergency iPod extractions.
This x-ray photograph clearly shows a shuffle stuck up a rectum!
“There’s always been a problem with people putting objects up their rectum for a sexual thril”, said Glen Gould, an emergency room intake doctor at Los Angeles General hospital. “If an object isn’t tapered, the rectum can form a seal around it and make it hard to get out. What happens is the earplug pulls out of the socket before they’re able to get the device out…and a night of dancing lodges it up pretty far.”
Since the new iPod shuffles are a different form factor, the old stick-shaped ones are in demand in the Los Angeles raver community. Virgil Fox, the owner of an East LA store that sells DJ equipment, does a healthy business buying and selling iPod Shuffles. “I put on rubber gloves and clean them with alcohol,” said Mr. Fox, about the used devices he obtains for resale.
The readers of Angry Frozen Head probably would never consider doing something as foolish as rampodding. We do caution you:
- Never buy a used iPod shuffle on eBay. You never know where it has been.
- Make sure your kids understand the danger of inserting anything up a rectum! Remember the old rule: Never put anything in your rectum bigger than your elbow. (Or something like that.)
http://www.angryfrozenhead.com/articles/Winter2006/Rampod.html
Uitati-va un pic la site, si obsercati cat de desghetat este pentru un site de scoala… roman voda are un rapan inexistent, un nimic… si nimeni nu vrea sa faca un site care sa fie publicat si cu care sa ne facem cunoscuti…
